I didn't LOSE six pounds, I exterminated them! History. Gone. Never to return!
A few weeks ago I lost four pounds then promptly found them after three weeks on the road.
This time, I evicted those same pounds and added a couple of their unwelcome friends too! I feel like I could take on the world! Now if I could destroy the evil blister that is currently taking over my heel...
I have named the blister Vincent (after the genius Vincent Price) because that is the voice it uses when it taunts me. (sigh) Vincent may have won today, but I'm planning on a seige tomorrow-Neosporin and Bandaid may have to join me in the fight to overthrow him.
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